Esta estória que li num comentário do Surumbático é tão engraçada que decidi “roubá-la” para mim:
“SHIPPING MANURE
In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer’s invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!
Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term “Ship High In Transit” on them which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term “S.H.I.T,” which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.”
Desconheço se é verdadeira, esta história. Ma si no e vero…
It’s not good,
the doing of the deed
that, once it’s done,
you regret,
whose result you reap crying,
your face in tears.
It’s good,
the doing of the deed,
that, once it’s done,
you don’t regret,
whose result you reap gratified,
happy at heart.
-Dhammapada, 5, translated by Thanissaro Bhikkhu.
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even when it is eating the grass, so it's proper for a
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who are following the path."
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them, I have others."
Groucho Marx
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